a teen’s job is never done when it comes to keeping the world in a strict and orderly chaos

by chicker2

Just so long as you’re 99 percent monstrosity

and 1 percent sweet sass

otherwise, your mother would never know what to do with you

otherwise, your father would have a stroke

otherwise, your siblings would question your sanity

otherwise, you’re a true freak among freaks

otherwise, the kids would be all right.